In response to mounting budget pressures and persistent aircraft availability issues, the Ministry of Defence has announced that the Royal Air Force will begin replacing its air transport fleet with repurposed budget airline flights, in a move described as “a bold, cost-effective approach to strategic mobility.”

The new initiative, dubbed ‘Operation Priority Boarding’, will see British troops deployed covertly using low-cost commercial airlines, allowing the MoD to transport personnel to key locations for a fraction of the usual cost.

Instead of maintaining an expensive fleet of C-17s and A400Ms, forces will now board commercial flights in civilian clothing and blend in with holidaymakers, but they will still need to wait for a coach.

Air Chief Marshal Avril Fuller defended the decision, stating, “This upgrade offers us unparalleled global reach. A traditional military airlift requires logistical support, airbases, and refueling stops. But with our new Wizz Air Rapid Deployment Strategy, we can have a battalion touching down in a conflict zone for the same price as a weekend city break.”

To maintain operational effectiveness, select troops will be trained to carry out parachute drops from emergency exits if rapid deployment is required mid-flight. A defence insider also confirmed that elite paratroopers have already begun trials on deploying from Ryanair staircases upon landing, reducing turnaround times.

Critics have raised concerns about the practicality of the transition, particularly after an entire RAF regiment was mistakenly diverted to Magaluf due to an administrative error in the EasyJet booking system. To mitigate risks, a new ‘Priority Boarding Tactical Doctrine’ is being introduced, ensuring that Special Forces personnel always sit near the emergency exits.

The MoD remains confident in the plan, highlighting additional cost savings through the ‘MoD Miles’ initiative, where regular deployments will accumulate loyalty points, potentially earning free flights for future operations.

Additionally, to enhance force projection, troops will now be encouraged to ‘carry-on’ their weapons and equipment to avoid costly checked baggage fees. A government spokesperson assured that this would not pose a security risk, as “our soldiers are well-trained in pretending their rifles are selfie sticks at airport security.”

A Downing Street spokesperson defended the decision, pointing out that the Royal Navy had already experimented with inflatable aircraft carriers, adding: “We must explore every avenue to ensure the UK remains a credible military force on a budget.”

Further details are expected later today.


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  1. See I know it’s April fools, but I think George has cut close with a wee bit more than a slice of irony with this one..because I could very well see the RAF move it strategic airlift to a commercial company with commercial aircraft….after all that’s the model for our strategic sea lift….

    • Agree. I don’t think it’s far from the truth. Voyager aircraft aren’t owned by the RAF it is a PFI and they are only leased from Air Tanker . 4 of the aircraft fly for easy jet or another budget airline but could be called back for use if required . April fools but very close to the truth

    • Jon, I few back to UK from Afghan in 2009 for R&R on a Jet2 plane, for the main part of the journey. True story.

    • Ruthless commercial focus on cost reduction and value for money is how to get the bang for the buck that a mere 2.5% defence spending requires.

      Lack of gold plating and use of commercial of the shelf products and services to deliver the true needs of the fighting forces.

      The record of MoD procurement confirms that urgent culture change is needed. Some education of elected representatives too!

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