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Part of Scotland to temporarily become part of England
British Prime Keir Starmer and Scottish First Minister John Swinney have unveiled a plan to designate the Govan area of Glasgow as an English constituency, an official part of England, to ensure the safe and secure continuation of warship building.
Britain to refit tank fleet to operate on European roads
The UK government has announced plans to retrofit the entire British tank fleet to comply with new EU road regulations, converting all tanks to left-hand drive at an estimated cost of £1.4 billion.
UK to parade Trident through Edinburgh to boost union
The UK government has announced plans to stage a colossal military parade through the heart of Edinburgh, featuring controversial Trident nuclear missiles, in an effort to drum up support for the union.
Scot Gov designates Polish shipyard as part of Scotland
The Scottish Government has officially designated the Remontowa Shipyard in Gdańsk, Poland, as part of Scottish territory, to ensure new ferries are built in Scotland.
RAF to replace transport aircraft with commercial airlift
The new initiative, dubbed ‘Operation Priority Boarding’, will see British troops deployed covertly using low-cost commercial airlines, allowing the MoD to transport personnel to key locations for a fraction of the usual cost.
Number of F-35 jets ‘missing’ from hangar at RAF base
Officials stressed there is no indication of foul play and that the situation is "well understood given the nature of the platform".
UK to order third aircraft carrier due to Russia threat
The updated cost of the full programme, including the HMS Prince Andrew, is expected to reach a modest £987.6 billion, assuming no further adjustments, delays, or "unexpected procurement events".
Scottish Government to buy former British assault ship
The Scottish Government has announced plans to acquire the Royal Navy's HMS Albion to operate on the Cambuslang to Clydebank route.
Britain to temporarily rejoin EU to smooth over security pact
London has announced its temporary reintegration into the European Union as part of a groundbreaking security pact aimed at enhancing regional stability and security cooperation.
Red Arrows begin ‘Blue’ repaint thanks to funding
After successfully attracting funding from Pepsi, the famous Red Arrows will be painted Blue.
