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Avril isn't real but good on you for digging into the source for this April Fools Day article.
Scotland loses out to Ruritania on UK shipbuilding contracts
It has emerged this morning that work promised to Scotland will instead go to Ruritania after Zenda Industries won a contract to build frigates.
UK Government to parade Trident missiles through Glasgow
The UK government has announced plans to stage a colossal military parade through the heart of Glasgow, featuring controversial Trident nuclear missiles, in an effort to drum up support for the union.
Area of Glasgow to become English territory on independence
In a groundbreaking agreement, the UK and Scottish Governments unveiled a plan for the Govan area of Glasgow to become English territory, designating it as an official part of England, to ensure warship building continues should Scotland decide to leave the UK.
EU troops to take over military base in the UK
It is understood that the European peacekeeping force will assist in dealing with issues relating to Brexit.
Royal Navy landing ship to support Scottish ferry crisis
The decision to deploy HMS Bulwark has been met with mixed reactions, some argue that the use of a military vessel for civilian purposes is an inappropriate allocation of resources.
UK to order third aircraft carrier due to Russian threat
A leaked consultation document suggests that the Royal Navy will now order a third Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carrier in response to a resurgent Russia, the vessel will be named HMS Princess Diana
Red Arrows begin ‘Blue’ makeover thanks to funding
After successfully attracting funding from Pepsi, the famous Red Arrows are to be painted Blue.