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Avril isn't real but good on you for digging into the source for this April Fools Day article.
Scot Gov designates Polish shipyard as part of Scotland
The Scottish Government has officially designated the Remontowa Shipyard in Gdańsk, Poland, as part of Scottish territory, to ensure new ferries are built in Scotland.
RAF to replace transport aircraft with commercial airlift
The new initiative, dubbed ‘Operation Priority Boarding’, will see British troops deployed covertly using low-cost commercial airlines, allowing the MoD to transport personnel to key locations for a fraction of the usual cost.
Number of F-35 jets ‘missing’ from hangar at RAF base
Officials stressed there is no indication of foul play and that the situation is "well understood given the nature of the platform".
UK to order third aircraft carrier due to Russia threat
The updated cost of the full programme, including the HMS Prince Andrew, is expected to reach a modest £987.6 billion, assuming no further adjustments, delays, or "unexpected procurement events".
Scottish Government to buy former British assault ship
The Scottish Government has announced plans to acquire the Royal Navy's HMS Albion to operate on the Cambuslang to Clydebank route.
Britain to temporarily rejoin EU to smooth over security pact
London has announced its temporary reintegration into the European Union as part of a groundbreaking security pact aimed at enhancing regional stability and security cooperation.
Red Arrows begin ‘Blue’ repaint thanks to funding
After successfully attracting funding from Pepsi, the famous Red Arrows will be painted Blue.
UK to order third carrier due to Russian threat
A leaked consultation document suggests that the Royal Navy will now order a third Queen Elizabeth class aircraft carrier in response to a resurgent Russia, the vessel will be named HMS Princess Diana
London to temporarily join EU to smooth over security pact
The agreement, effective from the start of the upcoming month, will see London rejoin the EU for a period of six months.
UK Government to parade Trident missiles through Edinburgh
"We are confident that this magnificent display of military might will not only dazzle the natives."
