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Avril isn't real but good on you for digging into the source for this April Fools Day article.
Royal Navy landing ship to support Scottish ferry crisis
The Ministry of Defence has announced that the Royal Navy's HMS Bulwark will be temporarily repurposed for ferry duties.
Part of Scotland to temporarily become English territory
In a groundbreaking agreement, the UK and Scottish Governments unveiled a plan for the Govan area of Glasgow to become English territory for a number of years, designating it as an official part of England, to help secure warship building on the River Clyde.
Frigate work removed from Scottish shipyards
It has emerged this morning that work promised to Scotland will instead go to Ruritania after Zenda Industries won a contract to build frigates.
EU to set up military base in UK to help Scottish Government
A British Army Reserve base in Glasgow will be handed over to European Union peacekeepers to assist the Scottish Government.
Britain trialling Harrier jets on carriers
"The F-35B is far more capable than the Harrier and using them in combat would be incredibly unfair and a give a bad impression the new, fairer Global Britain".
Voyager fleet earmarked for carrier resupply
The entire Voyager fleet will be re-engined and adapted for carrier onboard delivery work.
Scotland loses out to Ruritania on UK shipbuilding contracts
It has emerged this morning that work promised to Scotland will instead go to Ruritania after Zenda Industries won a contract to build frigates.
UK Government to parade Trident missiles through Glasgow
The UK government has announced plans to stage a colossal military parade through the heart of Glasgow, featuring controversial Trident nuclear missiles, in an effort to drum up support for the union.
Area of Glasgow to become English territory on independence
In a groundbreaking agreement, the UK and Scottish Governments unveiled a plan for the Govan area of Glasgow to become English territory, designating it as an official part of England, to ensure warship building continues should Scotland decide to leave the UK.
EU troops to take over military base in the UK
It is understood that the European peacekeeping force will assist in dealing with issues relating to Brexit.
