HMS Queen Elizabeth entered a structured upkeep cycle in 2025 following sustained activity, including major deployments and NATO tasking.
This began with engineering work in Portsmouth, where key systems were upgraded, most notably elements of the propulsion and navigation architecture.
The critical phase is the dry docking period at Rosyth, where the vessel is taken out of the water to allow access to systems that cannot be inspected or repaired afloat. This includes the hull, propellers, shafts, and other underwater fittings. The original plan was for a docking period of around seven months, with the intent of returning the ship to front-line readiness thereafter.
However, as is often the case with complex platforms, the scope of work has evolved. Industry sources suggest that, alongside routine inspection and rectification, the carrier has also been fitted with what has been described as a “Hydro Displacement Landing System”. The concept, it is understood, is intended to support novel recovery techniques and enhance deck handling resilience in challenging conditions.
Observers familiar with the installation note that the system occupies a prominent position on the flight deck and, at first glance, bears a passing resemblance to a generously proportioned swimming pool. Alongside its more conventional uses, the Hydro Displacement Landing System is also said to offer a degree of flexibility for maritime aviation that had, until now, remained largely theoretical. In particular, it has been quietly suggested that the installation could permit the recovery of seaplanes directly onto the carrier itself, a capability described by one source as “especially useful when operating at sea”.
While officials have been careful not to overstate its role, there is a growing sense that the system may represent a modest renaissance in waterborne aviation. Early concept notes, not formally attributed, hint at scenarios in which suitably configured aircraft might alight within the system before being craned, guided, or perhaps gently encouraged back onto the flight deck. Precisely how this would integrate with existing deck operations remains, at this stage, a matter of some creative interpretation.
There are, naturally, questions. These include whether the Royal Navy currently operates any seaplanes, whether such aircraft would benefit from landing on a ship already at sea, and whether a large body of water on a flight deck introduces complexities of its own. None have been addressed in detail, though one engineer reportedly observed that “it is, at the very least, consistent with the maritime environment”.
As for the Hydro Displacement Landing System, its long-term role is still being defined. Whether it proves to be a quiet revolution in naval aviation, a highly specialised contingency feature, or simply an innovation that works best in fair weather and good humour will likely become clearer in due course.
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Not a bad idea. Starmer is forever saying we need to “pool” resources.🫣🙃
Very good 😀
I hear the refit is proceeding swimmingly
Yep. The builders are “lapping it up” 👍
Is the system fitted for but not with water?
You beat me to it! 🤣
Fitted for but not with… Yep I already heard that somewhere.
Look, they had to make it RAF friendly somehow.
Needs a swim up bar then.
You are right, no swim up bar…er fueling station…
The standard metrics are Olympic swimming pools, London buses, Nelson’s column, cans of beans and sausages. Surely we all know that by now.
The question is what are the SI conversion factors between these critical metrics?
How many cubic Nelsons is a swimming pool? Turns out it’s 1.78%.
Approximately 5 buses to a Nelson.
Did you factor in double decker versus single buses?
I was using length, height is non-SI.
My bad, I was thrown off by “cubic Nelsons” and thought it was a volume unit not linear.
Glad we cleared that up.
You forgot size of WALES…Strange how Everyone knows the Size Of WALES..????
Personally, I think the RN is getting enough stick without giving trolls ammunition. The likes of Sky News Australia will run one of these April Fools articles as a lead story. They recently had a so-called commentator on from Talk TV saying that sending one of the Type 45s to the Eastern Med was like deploying a “rusty wheelchair”. It was like listening to a female Lord Haw-Haw, but one better suited to commenting on celebrity gossip nonsense. They don’t care if a story is true or not; they just want clickbait headlines that spread misinformation, no doubt taking their cue from whatever Trump is raving about on any given day. The sooner that channel is rebranded ‘News24’ the better.
Lighten up dude 🙂
It April fools. Fool.
Given that large sections of the UK and global media are portraying the RN as a laughing stock, anyone who thinks playing up to that is the correct thing to do is a fool. I doubt US defense websites are posting April Fool’s articles about the USS Ford situation.
You could look at it that way. Personally, I’m relieved that the effects of 30 years of defence cuts are finally being noticed outside a defence community clique. Of course, it may be too late.
The unforgivable fact is that we are in a mess.. Most people on this sight recognize that and seeing that we English laugh when we should cry I think it’s time for a good joke.. And I’m not talking about our armed forces or that imp in no 10.
Ha, Donald, our aircraft carriers maybe toys, but I bet yours don’t have an Olympic size swimming pool. Our bathing capacity is bigger than yours !
Americans don’t bathe, why do you think they are so full of shit?!? 😀
Well the one’s on the USS Ford are likely full of shit as their toilets are down the tubes.
It’s Somwhere our Pilots can play with their RUBBER DUCKS According to Donald…!
As an “April Fool”, it’s still more believable than “Labour publishes Defence Investment Plan”.
Sadly true.
In fact I’d say that anyone claiming that DIP will be published any time soon is posting an April Fool….
Ben Obese-Jecty did one that was exactly that. Slightly poor taste as a sitting MP but quite effective.
Rumours are DIPs on ED MILIBANDs Desk…!
Isn’t April Fool’s usually one joke? You’re overdoing it now UKDJ….
After a great many events going unreported/unremarked on to get a flood of April fools articles was very disappointing 🙁
Okay, last one…..and then no more A-pool Fools jokes….🤦
I know it’s a April fouls joke, but frankly with the complete lack of escorts the carriers are just VIP entertainment venues, so adding a swimming pool isn’t as stupid as it should be.