***April Fools’ Day is celebrated every year on the 1st of April by playing practical jokes and spreading hoaxes. The jokes and their victims are called April fools. People playing April Fool jokes expose their prank by shouting April Fool.
Some newspapers, magazines, and other published media report fake stories, this is one such story.***
Citing multiple issues, the United Kingdom have announced their intention to scrap plans to purchase F-35.
It has been revealed this morning that UK will now no longer be purchasing F-35B aircraft, putting many thousands of jobs and billions in revenue at risk. It is understood that the aircraft already purchased will be returned under Lockheed Martin. In November 2015, Chancellor George Osborne announced that the UK will order the full original total of 138 F-35 aircraft to equip the Royal Navy’s two new Queen Elizabeth-class aircraft carriers, this however has been reversed.
It has been confirmed that the carriers that would have hosted the F-35B will now feature catapults and deploy “modern Harriers, naval Typhoon or something”.
The Lockheed Martin F-35 is a family of stealth multirole fighters undergoing final development and testing by the United States and formerly the United Kingdom. The fifth generation combat aircraft is designed to perform ground attack and air defence missions.
The F-35 has three main models: the F-35A conventional takeoff and landing variant, the F-35B short take-off and vertical-landing variant and the F-35C carrier-based variant.
In light of this development we’ve spoken to experts. Bryan Robertson, defence analyst, had this to say:
“Waste of funds & Human Life! One correctly placed Smart-Bomb will see Today’s heap of steel turn into Tomorrows heap of Scrap! H.M.S. Hood took the Ultimate Killing Shell way back in WW2 DESPITE AIRCRAFT; No Smart-Bombs then, and the Germans sent the Flagship of the Royal Navy to the bottom, no problem! What Government ‘FOOL’ proposed this latest Folly? Who is paying him? WE ARE. Such vast vessels have no place in modern times. Time for the OLD Timers to Grow UP!! Have they not heard of the Internet?”
Excerpts from a leaked consultation document are extremely detailed in just what needs to be changed now that the F-35 has been canned. Asda based defence analyst, Michael Greene, has recommended the following:
“The MORONS at the government should order aircraft or we’ll end up with an AIRCRAFTLESScarrier.”
In response to this, the Ministry of Defence are now considering purchasing a fleet F-4 Phantoms, painting go faster stripes on the carrier hulls and additional crayon provision.
April April hahah!
Lol very good
Wow, there goes one, who else will decide to not get them?
And happy April fools to you ? Bbmf aircraft should be used on the carriers , they won’t need catapults !?!
April fool
Dont worry Australia willl be thererere , Australia will be there, to purchase this expensive crap.
Hi Phillip, this is a hoax due to the date.
It’s still expensive crap though…
Someone didn’t read past the title..
Come in spinner
Phillip it’s funny because every videoed interview with the U.K. Pilots have been nothing but positive and how it makes the harriers seem almost primitive. But I’ll take your word on this instead of an experience ex harrier pilots word.
Too right Andy, sounds like she is an absolute dream to fly.
Haha. This is an April fools joke. The article is fake. lol
No, this is 100% an article.
The article is 100% parrot droppings.
No, it certainly is an article, it even has words.
All those people here who “know people with inside information on the program” were right all along…..I feel stupid now 🙂
At least they have some sense… LOL
April Fools’ Day is celebrated every year on the 1st of April by playing practical jokes and spreading hoaxes. The jokes and their victims are called April fools. People playing April Fool jokes expose their prank by shouting April Fool. Some newspapers, magazines, and other published media report fake stories.
Yeah. Caught that after I posted my comment. LOL
They cant afford it.
They can.
April 1st
i screamed what then read the comments lol too early for me
Almost got me!
Nearly had me
Why not a lot of Supermarine Seafires, with two wings of Fairey Barracudas ?
I believe that BAerospace have restarted production of the EE Lightning in it’s place…?
Question:
Are there any diesel electric subs in existence that can fire a nuclear tipped torpedo ?
April fool 😉 try
Nice try ?
April fools lol
Almost had me…
Unbelievable. Now what?
Joe Handy the last paragraph haha
Will this be an April fools
Hope not
Same
Lol April fools to you to
April Fool?
??????
Happy April 1st!!!
I wish U.S. Department of Defense (DOD) would do the same
Is this April Fools?
Hahaha this is brilliant welcome to April.
Charlie Abley
Jonathan Wilson
Oh dear ?
April fools !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Day
It would not surprise me if this was true but it is the 1st of April today. Nice one
If you really want to scare people tell them you’re quadrupling the order and buying another carrier to go with it, oh yes and you’re declaring war on China
Good job you didn’t run an article that the UK was declaring war on France, the forces recruiting offices would be overrun with volunteers looking to sign up!
And that would be a bad thing?
You are the one who always talk about capability of this war machine and UK has cancelled order after investing millions in development?
April fool…
I realised , Now 🙂
AND OBAMA GIVING AWAY OUR F- 16 TO HIS KIN FOLK. SOUNDS STRANGE.
I almost believed it till I got to the end ha ha ha
Jajaj y ustedes defendiendo el vetusto orgullo imperial y no les alcanza ya para ese caza chafa… lol
The funniest thing about this is some of the comments!!??
Is this true? April fools surely what a spoof!!!!!
Think it’s an April fools joke if you read the article.
is this a joke?
…aaaaaaaaand it’s April 1st !!!
Obvious April Fool prank
April Fool.
April Fool!
April fools!! ?
Lol, nice April fool ????
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April fool