HMS Queen Elizabeth has encountered a dangerous foe at sea, a massive inflatable target known as the “Killer Tomato”.

The Royal Navy use a wide range of weapons training devices and simulators to train its personnel on various weapon systems, including firearms, missiles, and torpedoes.

The inflatable target utilised for target practice during naval operations is colloquially referred to as the “Killer Tomato.”

Its name is attributed to its resemblance to a large tomato.

These training devices are designed to provide realistic scenarios and simulations to help personnel develop the skills and knowledge necessary to operate the weapons systems effectively and safely.

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George has a degree in Cyber Security from Glasgow Caledonian University and has a keen interest in naval and cyber security matters and has appeared on national radio and television to discuss current events. George is on Twitter at @geoallison
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1 year ago

Attack of the killer tomatoes part 3.

Robert Blay
Robert Blay
1 year ago

The killer tomato is also designed to take many hits before deflating, so maximum training value can be gained. 🍅 👍

Mark B
Mark B
1 year ago

Who said this is a killer Tomato? Where is the evidence? Has this tomato been convicted by twelve of his peers it a court of law? Also I thuoght the death penalty had been abolished? Somebody could be in hot soup over this?😀

Shaun
Shaun
1 year ago
Reply to  Mark B

Tomato soup one hopes😛

David
David
1 year ago

Any chance the QE’s will get 40mm Bofors in place of the 30mm gun mounts – cannons that were never fitted?

Frank62
Frank62
1 year ago
Reply to  David

An excellent idea. Replace the 30mm which are only effective against small boat swarms with a far more versatile & useful 40mm Bofors that has good AA & anti Missile capabilities as well & at longer ranges.

Quentin D63
Quentin D63
1 year ago
Reply to  David

You beat me to it…. Lol 😁

Steve B
Steve B
1 year ago

Sinking giant tomatoes during a tomato shortage! Is this responsible! 🤣

Barry Larking
Barry Larking
1 year ago
Reply to  Steve B

What a waste! Shocking!

Matt
Matt
1 year ago

Evening all. Quick question for you… Could phalanx destroy incoming torpedoes? If it’s own built-in radar can’t detect torpedoes, could another sensor pass targeting information to it? I much prefer a hard-kill solution than rely on decoys.
I’ve heard many times that if a submarine has you in periscope range, you’re basically done for. But surely spraying metal towards it would be similar (at least in principle) to an incoming missile. Or is detecting torpedoes way too difficult?
Was just curious.
Cheers
M@

ChariotRider
ChariotRider
1 year ago
Reply to  Matt

Hi Matts,

The Torpedo will run too deep for even 20mm cannon shells to reach. High velocity bullets and shells slow down really quickly when they hit water (summing they don’t ricochet off the surface). Forsenic labs use water tanks into which they fire bullets from suspect weapons. The tanks are surprisingly small, maybe 12 ft long max if memory services, and they can stop a rifle bullet as well.

So long story a short close-in weapon system, even one such as the phalanx, ain’t going to do the job I’m afraid.

Cheers CR

Frank62
Frank62
1 year ago
Reply to  ChariotRider

Quite right CR. Also Phalanx projectiles are 12.7mm saboted solid bullets rather than 20mm HE shells.

Quentin D63
Quentin D63
1 year ago
Reply to  ChariotRider

Hi CR, do you know if the carriers have any anti-torpedo systems on board? Decoys or hard kill? Also, do they have a sonar or are they totally reliant on ASW escorts and subs? Hope they’re not too under done.
As already suggested, you wonder why they’re taking so long to fill the 4 x 30mm mounts. Are they waiting for Dragonfire? Four 40mm would give a pretty good shield out to 5km+/-, double the Phalanx. With the 40mm’s you mayn’t even need the Phalanx’s? And we haven’t even mentioned CAMM, lol, just did, again.

Gunbuster
Gunbuster
1 year ago
Reply to  Quentin D63

Sonar 2170
ultra-full-sense-to-effect-torpedo-countermeasure-capability-2021.pdf

As for the 30mm mounts …who knows although the mount can take a 40mm gun including CTA…And the army has a lot of those hanging around now its binned Warrior upgrade….

Miv Tucker
Miv Tucker
1 year ago

Is that it? What a staggering waste of bandwidth.

Tommo
Tommo
1 year ago

No wonder why super market shelves are empty of tomatoes

Eufster
Eufster
1 year ago

Are these “Tomato” targets biodegradable? Or is the Royal Navy actively polluting the oceans? If the latter, then surely they could amend their procedures at little cost for the benefit of public relations.

David smile
David smile
1 year ago
Reply to  Eufster

This is the modern woke Royal navy, so, like most woke western military forces you can be sure their tomato target is fully biodegradable, vegan friendly, has been on all the DIE mandatory diversity, inclusion and equality courses, is gender neutral, and will be asked if it is happy to be shot at for target practice, and all those doing the shooting will of course write letters and statements after the fact, apologising to the tomato target for their aggressive actions, they will of course respectfully use the tomato targets preferred pro nouns which are Ketc/Hup. 😉

David
David
1 year ago
Reply to  David smile

David – I had to laugh! 😀 Thank you for that!

john melling
john melling
1 year ago
Reply to  David smile

OMG so funny
comedy value right here😂

Norbert Stiles
Norbert Stiles
1 year ago
Reply to  David smile

Yeah how ‘modern’ and ‘woke’ it is to ask if it’s biodegradable. Bit of a reach.

Gunbuster
Gunbuster
1 year ago
Reply to  Eufster

Once you fill it full of holes it deflates and you send out the sea boat to recover it. You ditch it when next alongside.
As the RN is active in MARPOL prevention it doesn’t pollute if it can at all help it. If it does pollute the paper work needed to record and report the issue is of biblical proportions so its far better not to do it in the first place..

Monkey spanker
Monkey spanker
1 year ago
Reply to  Gunbuster

Ooh sounds like some good night time reading if am ever struggling to get to sleep.

Patrick Cassidy
Patrick Cassidy
1 year ago
Reply to  Eufster

You will probably want us to recover the Bullets from the sea bed especially the expanded plutonium ones (yes radioactive)???

Bill
Bill
1 year ago

No wonder there is a shortage in the shops!

Frank62
Frank62
1 year ago
Reply to  Bill

It’s not a shortage it’s very naughty stealthy killer tomatoes hiding in plain sight.

Jim Devlin
Jim Devlin
1 year ago

Time for a Coffey break?

Peter
Peter
1 year ago

Let’s hope they actually destroyed it. The prospect of wounded killer tomatoes roaming the ocean and taking their revenge on everything from innocent beachside bathers to nuclear submarines is frightening to say the least. Love the face drawn on the giant tomato in the video.

Sean
Sean
1 year ago

Anybody who has seen science-fiction classic “Dark Star” will know just how fearsome these giant killer tomatoes can be! 😏

HamishUK
HamishUK
1 year ago
Reply to  Sean

Just about to say the same lol

Frank62
Frank62
1 year ago

In Morrisons & Tescos killer tomatoes have gone stealthy apparantly. So these exercises are very timely…..

FormerUSAF
FormerUSAF
1 year ago

Anyone else at least mildly curious re current status of HMS Prince of Wales? Original estimate for completion of repairs was Spring 2023; the window is approaching… Then, a return to HMNB Portsmouth for a previously scheduled maintenance period. Dunno, may have been an intelligent move for RN to have opted for the manufacturer’s extended warranty plan…🤔😳😉
..

Mr Bell
Mr Bell
1 year ago

Where on earth did the RN get it’s killer tomatoes from? I’ve looked in Morrisons, Tesco’s, Sainsbury’s, Asda, Co-Op, Lidl and Aldi and couldn’t find any. 😆😂😅
Maybe I need to go upmarket and try Waitrose or M+S?

Nigel Collins
Nigel Collins
1 year ago
Reply to  Mr Bell

LOL, more luck growing your own! No doubt we will be launching them off the ski ramp soon enough! Official rendering shows Ghost Bat ‘loyal wingman’ landing aboard Queen Elizabeth-class carrier24 FEBRUARY 2023 “An official rendering shown for the first time at an event on 21 February depicts a Boeing MQ-28 Ghost Bat ‘loyal wingman’ landing aboard a UK Royal Navy (RN) Queen Elizabeth (QE)-class aircraft carrier. Revealed by an official who was presenting under the Chatham House Rule, the computer-generated image shows the unmanned aerial vehicle (UAV) being recovered by means of an arrester hook, and gear not currently fitted… Read more »

Mr Bell
Mr Bell
1 year ago
Reply to  Nigel Collins

Interesting, useful additional function to the QE carrier battle group. As with all drone/ unmanned systems, the devil is in the detail. so how many will be purchased? will this deliver some resilience and attritional reserve? what roles and functions will these unmanned systems perform and are they able to effectively deliver that role?

Broncepulido
Broncepulido
1 year ago
Reply to  Nigel Collins

Also, see the other four MQ-28 on deck.

Nigel Collins
Nigel Collins
1 year ago
Reply to  Broncepulido

👍

Paul
Paul
1 year ago

Was the carrier moving or still limping in the water with its damage from day 1, a lame duck leads the navy. Quack quack.

R. Mark Clayton
R. Mark Clayton
1 year ago

It’s a ‘Brob’ boy, a large round bright pink boy used for naval gunnery practice!

PS Brob was a large round hypertensive ex Royal Navy guy I worked with around 25 years ago.

Ann
Ann
1 year ago

Now it’s not James and the Giant Peach it’s the Royal navy and the Giant Tomato

Cletus
Cletus
1 year ago

A terrible waste of data. Pls send this writer to do skits.

Alan
Alan
1 year ago

Is that what the Navy call a fast moving target? If not, I await the supersonic tomato.

Eric Carruthers
Eric Carruthers
1 year ago

An Aircraft carrier without planes is a ship, don’t conflate the two.

Peter Dwornik
Peter Dwornik
1 year ago

So now we know what happen the giant kool-aid jug. OH YEAH !

Phylyp
Phylyp
1 year ago

Serendipity – I’ve just been seeing Chris Terrill’s documentary on QE, and finished the episode with the killer tomato a short while ago.

David Barry
David Barry
1 year ago
Reply to  Phylyp

I got after 23:00 last night and fell asleep. Thanks for the heads up on this episode, I’d totally forgotten.

Trevor
Trevor
1 year ago

Phase 2 is the killer tomato cruising at 60,000ft….