Part of Scotland to temporarily become English territory

British Prime Minister Rishi Sunak and Scottish First Minister Humza Yousaf have unveiled a plan to designate the Govan area of Glasgow as an English constituency, an official part of England, to ensure the safe and secure continuation of warship building.

The deal is understood to be similar to preparations for the COP26 summit, in which Glasgow’s Scottish Events Campus (SEC) was officially handed over to the United Nations (UN) for the duration of the event.

The deal has not been without its detractors. Critics argue that the plan could set a controversial precedent for other regions. Despite these concerns, spokespeople from both governments have been quick to defend the decision.

Iona Loch, spokesperson for the Prime Minister’s Office, stated, “We’re simply taking the phrase ‘crossing the border’ to a whole new level. But fear not, we’re determined to ensure that the only battles fought will be in bidding wars for new ships.”

Similarly, Scott Mann, representing the First Minister’s Office, told me, “While some may see this as a loss for Scotland, we’re looking at it as an innovative exchange program. We send Govan south, and in return, we’re considering asking for a sunny spot in Cornwall. It’s all about keeping the peace – and the pieces of our warships – together.”

It’s a bold move, but if it keeps the shipbuilding industry afloat, why not? Plus, it’ll make for some interesting football matches, with Rangers FC now eligible for the English FA Cup.

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