This summer, the Royal Navy swapped the broad expanse of the sea for the narrow canals and lochs of Scotland, offering university students an authentic glimpse of life in the Fleet, say the Royal Navy.

The patrol boats involved, HMS Charger, Smiter, Biter, and Blazer, hosted undergraduate students from various UK universities.

Their summer deployment navigates around the scenic highlands and islands of Scotland.

These vessels have not only served as a maritime classroom for the students but have also displayed their adeptness in traversing the narrowest man-made waterways.

Two such routes include the Crinan Canal, which links Loch Fyne with the Atlantic, and the Caledonian Canal, which ties a series of lochs, including Loch Ness, permitting passage from the west coast to the Moray Firth.

Navigating through these waterways is no easy task. For instance, the Crinan Canal, though just nine miles long, took HMS Charger two days to complete. The patrol boat had to negotiate 15 locks and seven swing/retractable bridges during the transit.

In spite of being one of the smallest vessels in the Royal Navy’s inventory, at under 21 metres long and just five metres wide, the canals’ narrow passages posed significant challenges. Lieutenant Andrew Bonham, the boat’s commanding officer, said, “At the narrowest points, there were just 40 centimetres space sideways… and a mere 10cm under the keel.”

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Tom has spent the last 13 years working in the defence industry, specifically military and commercial shipbuilding. His work has taken him around Europe and the Far East, he is currently based in Scotland.
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Daniele Mandelli
Daniele Mandelli (@guest_743789)
9 months ago

I can see it coming….

Craig
Craig (@guest_743799)
9 months ago

No Royal Navy ships in Scottish waters?

Daniele Mandelli
Daniele Mandelli (@guest_743820)
9 months ago
Reply to  Craig

Ha. No. I thought I was being too vague. There’s a certain poster who often comments on the utility of the Archers, or lack of!

Dern
Dern (@guest_743913)
9 months ago

As long as they get a 76mm on the deck I’m fine. 😛

Daniele Mandelli
Daniele Mandelli (@guest_743938)
9 months ago
Reply to  Dern

Needs Martlet mate. I don’t know what the URNU are coming too 🙄

Dern
Dern (@guest_743965)
9 months ago

I figured they’d go in the VLS cells.

Daniele Mandelli
Daniele Mandelli (@guest_743972)
9 months ago
Reply to  Dern

Strike length? 😏

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744109)
9 months ago

NSM, MK4, HARPOON? THE Iranians have cruise missiles mounted on the roof of the black stock, marine motor yachts!

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744108)
9 months ago
Reply to  Dern

Would a Mk 41 system affect the seagoing ability?👍❓🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744260)
9 months ago
Reply to  Andy reeves

Or rather the canal keeping stability!

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744160)
9 months ago
Reply to  Dern

The whole flipping boat would fitt in a cell

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744123)
9 months ago

Bigger than the regular RN

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744122)
9 months ago
Reply to  Dern

76!!!!!!! Excellent 👌

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744103)
9 months ago

I hate the fact that the navy wastes money and much needed sailors on them. Expensive ‘fanny’ boats for the hooray Henry’s to play around in.yes they have their uses, but I think a proper military role should be a higher aspiration for them many nations include missile boats and torpedo boats I n their front line inventory.fitted for, but not with (again,)a 20mm cannon, I’d go with the scorpion light torpedo fit an drill them in proper patrol (or to work, in tandem with a T31 duties outside our main naval bases(because we don’t operate any.

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744125)
9 months ago
Reply to  Andy reeves

Except for the harbour patrol boat with six ‘rambo’ coppers on it.

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744106)
9 months ago

That poster, would be me. I think they’re wasted resources for the university crowd. If we give our naval ships the H.M.S. PREFIX, it denoted that the vessel is a part of the U.k. military, and should be equipped to carry out such military role’s as directed, either fit them out properly as credible royal navy ships with the 20mm and maybe a scorpion torpedo, or just get rid of them.

Daniele Mandelli
Daniele Mandelli (@guest_744124)
9 months ago
Reply to  Andy reeves

Yes mate! 😀 I knew you’d comment, I’d rememberef your desire for the Archers all these years.

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_745104)
8 months ago

Better suited to the duckpond

Graham M
Graham M (@guest_744234)
9 months ago
Reply to  Andy reeves

If their role is offensive then they should have appropriate weapons. But it is a fast inshore patrol boat. Which enemies of the state might they encounter inshore?

They have 3 GPMGs and would mount the Oerlikon 20mm in case they have to face a threat.

That other secondary role of training prospective naval officers. You clearly think training is unimportant.

Our navy must embrace the full spectrum and include small lightly armed boats as well as the ocean going warfighting stuff.

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744261)
9 months ago
Reply to  Graham M

Tree Huggers from outside faslane or the rag tail pikey camps littering the land around the U.K

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744104)
9 months ago
Reply to  Craig

👎😆😆

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744159)
9 months ago
Reply to  Craig

Are they the armoured ones!!?!!

Tim
Tim (@guest_744570)
9 months ago
Reply to  Craig

Why it’s our waters

Les
Les (@guest_743850)
9 months ago

Traveled through the Caledonian canal wile serving on board HMS Vigilant in 1978

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744111)
9 months ago
Reply to  Les

Were the university crew doing the steering?

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744128)
9 months ago
Reply to  Les

Peddled the length of it when I still has two legs 13 years ago

FormerUSAF
FormerUSAF (@guest_743951)
9 months ago

Fascinated w/ some of the ship names (e g., Smiter, Biter, etc.). Reminiscent of some of the swords named in J.R R. Tolkien’s novels? 🤔

FormerUSAF
FormerUSAF (@guest_743954)
9 months ago
Reply to  FormerUSAF

Guess the more appropriate terminology would be vessels or patrol boats…

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744262)
9 months ago
Reply to  FormerUSAF

‘fanny boats🤭

Daniele Mandelli
Daniele Mandelli (@guest_743957)
9 months ago
Reply to  FormerUSAF

As a JRR Tolkien ( he was a genius ) and LOTR nut, I can see where you’re coming from. 😀 HMS Sting would suit.

Dern
Dern (@guest_743966)
9 months ago

I wouldn’t mind HMS Foehammer.

Daniele Mandelli
Daniele Mandelli (@guest_743971)
9 months ago
Reply to  Dern

HMS Glamdring! 🤣 Yes, FoeHammer sounds better.

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744113)
9 months ago

h.m.s screwdriver

Daniele Mandelli
Daniele Mandelli (@guest_744126)
9 months ago
Reply to  Andy reeves

😂

Frank62
Frank62 (@guest_744030)
9 months ago
Reply to  FormerUSAF

Names of WW2 RN escort carriers.

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744114)
9 months ago
Reply to  Frank62

H.M.S Gandalf

Daniele Mandelli
Daniele Mandelli (@guest_744127)
9 months ago
Reply to  Andy reeves

Now you’re talking mate. 👍 HMS Grey Pilgrim?

Jon
Jon (@guest_744164)
9 months ago

Mithrandir had so many names he could do the entire class himself. Not so sure how the crew of HMS Stormcrow would react, but I quite like it.

Daniele Mandelli
Daniele Mandelli (@guest_744171)
9 months ago
Reply to  Jon

😅!! I had not thought of that one! Love it.

FormerUSAF
FormerUSAF (@guest_744166)
9 months ago
Reply to  Frank62

Thanks. 👍

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744112)
9 months ago
Reply to  FormerUSAF

🐒🐒😆😆😆

Paul.P
Paul.P (@guest_743800)
9 months ago

Why not? Develops teamwork, boat handing and manoeuvring skills.

Daniele Mandelli
Daniele Mandelli (@guest_744129)
9 months ago
Reply to  Paul.P

Shhhhh, Andy’s about.

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744139)
9 months ago

😜

Daniele Mandelli
Daniele Mandelli (@guest_744145)
9 months ago
Reply to  Andy reeves

🤪👍 lol mate.

Richard M
Richard M (@guest_743822)
9 months ago

At least they can’t get lost on a canal

Anon
Anon (@guest_743845)
9 months ago
Reply to  Richard M

Challenge accepted

John Hartley
John Hartley (@guest_744154)
9 months ago
Reply to  Richard M

perhaps at a pub?

Andrew
Andrew (@guest_743883)
9 months ago

I hope they had their cameras with them…. Beautiful part of the world….

Bruce Palmer
Bruce Palmer (@guest_743907)
9 months ago

I’d be nervous if I were navigating those canals! Just 10cm to the canal bottom!

Supportive Bloke
Supportive Bloke (@guest_743922)
9 months ago
Reply to  Bruce Palmer

Hopefully nobody has stored a shopping trolley or gas cylinder on the bottom of the canal.

FormerUSAF
FormerUSAF (@guest_743946)
9 months ago
Reply to  Bruce Palmer

Presume the option of portage always remains? 😁

Al
Al (@guest_743945)
9 months ago

Excellent I know that canal. Proper sailing done properly

ABCRodney
ABCRodney (@guest_743970)
9 months ago

The Crinan canal,is tiny and mainly used by Yachts, the Caledonian was originally design so a 32 gun RN frigate could sail from one side of Scotland to, the other.

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744115)
9 months ago
Reply to  ABCRodney

Would it have fitted th lock’s? Or would it damage the hull mounted sonar?

ABCRodney
ABCRodney (@guest_744168)
9 months ago
Reply to  Andy reeves

Well of course it would, the lock is full of water at all times and probably has deeper water than the canal itself.
As for being plastic boats or just playthings for Hooray Henry’s they are assigned to the University so that future officers and engineers get some idea of how a boat works whilst they do their degrees.
Most will have signed up as Regulars and their education is sponsored by the RN.

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744263)
9 months ago
Reply to  ABCRodney

A university is nothing to do with the navy these boats would be better served operating in city or coastal areas

ABCRodney
ABCRodney (@guest_744282)
9 months ago
Reply to  Andy reeves

I am British which means I naturally will defend your right to an opinion. Unfortunately myself, MOD and the RN do think that the future RN engineering and graduate officer intake should actually have some knowledge of the floaty, boaty things in an environment before they can do much damage. 😉

DaveyB
DaveyB (@guest_744731)
9 months ago
Reply to  ABCRodney

Ha, Floaty Mcboaty!

Captain Haddock
Captain Haddock (@guest_743989)
9 months ago

Are they still in commission? Must be almost 50 yrs old! I’m over 70 and served on P20s.

RobW
RobW (@guest_744699)
9 months ago

They are 35 to 38 years old. HMS Archer, the first in class, was commissioned in 1985. My uncle had a hand in building them while at VT.

I think a few were added much later for Faslane.

Gunbuster
Gunbuster (@guest_744024)
9 months ago

Was part of Collingwood staff who took out baby tiffs on the P2000s a few times in the late 90s. Did a few trips from Brighton RNR and Liverpool RNR using their boats. One of the trips from Liverpool was a nightmare as the sea was really rough and we just couldn’t justify the risk of going out into the Irish Sea to try to get to Holyhead. So up the Ship Canal, under the Runcorn Bridge as far as Latchford (Warrington being where I grew up in later life), turn around, down to the Canal Museum at Elsmere Port… Read more »

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744119)
9 months ago
Reply to  Gunbuster

Another old sea story that I’d like to share, I was on th converted ham class sweeper h.m.s echo, all wooden thing, as old as the hills, th morning Watchmen was required to write the details of the shipping forecast so that th the skipper could decide whether to go out, or stay in Lowestoft for the day!!

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744134)
9 months ago
Reply to  Andy reeves

Apologies for the grammar and spelling there.

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744581)
9 months ago
Reply to  Andy reeves

Believe me a day in Lowestoft is not a good thing

Malcolm gray
Malcolm gray (@guest_744267)
9 months ago
Reply to  Gunbuster

hats off to the lads and lasses onboard I was with royal fleet auxiliary for 22 years .had our own cabins .heard they can have up to 18 crew 😳onboard these patrol boats .talk about cramped conditions….and food to prepare in a tiny galley..and what about showers /toilets.and mess areas..BZ to them

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_745105)
8 months ago
Reply to  Malcolm gray

HAD YOUR OWN CABIN???I SHARED MY BEDROOM WITH 60 SMELLY NEANDERTHAL KNUCKLE draggers from the Stokers mess😭😭

Ron Prophet
Ron Prophet (@guest_744025)
9 months ago

I suppose that these days another HMS Speaker would have too much of a connection with politics (and their ugly connotations) – the pollies of the 1940’s had more of a sense of honur than today. (Yes, I have a personal connection with HMS Speaker of WW2 vintage!)

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744141)
9 months ago
Reply to  Ron Prophet

H.m.s scrappy

Jack
Jack (@guest_744077)
9 months ago

not in the channel where needed?

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744121)
9 months ago

Maybe we should send them to intercept the illegals take off the boats driver, then sink th boat with the mighty weaponry.or just give them another Jerry can of fuel and send them back, then the smugglers would have to use the ‘blood money’ on buying a new boat

Pinder_martin@yahoo.co.uk
[email protected] (@guest_744216)
9 months ago

HMS kingfisher went through the Caledonian canal in thee 70s . Birdclass patrol boat

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_744579)
9 months ago

Maybe we can turn the archers into drones

Andy reeves
Andy reeves (@guest_745928)
8 months ago

Have they found the way out yet?